If I was to become Christian again, Should I be traditional Catholic or one of these USA Protestant sects?

Dude, just go Catholic. All that other techno crap is just a bunch of fluff and costs lots of money too. They'll be begging for your paycheck. Yeah, the Catholics still beg for money, but they are still fairly low tech. They also have the coolest stained gl windows and carved stations of the cross. Lots of the old churches have awesome statues too. They talk to me all the time. It's nice.